"I'M THE WINNER!!"
*One time when I was having a swordfight with Will, I told him "en garde!" like swordfighter gentlemen do. He got mad and replied: "No! I'm a guard!" So now he thinks you start off swordfights by introducing yourself as a guard.
**In one of Will's favorite books (and songs), Sloop John B, a boy and his grandpa get attacked by pirates on their boat, the Sloop John B. The boy saves the day when he grabs a pirate sword and "I pushed that pirate... right into the drink"